(if you wanna skip this part, plz go to the part where they say ***********start here**********)
"Yeah, u heard me correctly!"
"Of course. Im gonna explain about the title."
"NO, YOU GOTTA LISTEN TO MY THEORY!!!" (does JEDI Mind trick)
Ah, now that you settled down! I shall explain on why I, ADAM, have MIRACULOUSLY FOUND OUT , THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT ELEMENT, OF HUMAN HISTORY!!! (fanfare and drumrolls). ELVES ARE GAY!!!!!
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Nope , thats from Magic the gathering! ;-p What i meant was, ELVES ARE ACTUALLY CHINESE PEOPLE! yeah, i see your reaction is one of shock! But come on man,(or ladies *wink wink*) hear me out